Fat Shut-In
a person so overweight they stay inside all day long. usually due to crippling depression brought on by morbid obesity and/or ugliness.
person 1: some chick bought my movie collection but she doesn’t drive and sent her kid over to pick them up.
person 2: yeah, she’s probably a fat shut-in.
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