Fat Squirrel
sl-t
-squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sl-ts.
-sl-ts, like fat squirrels love nuts
“g-d, that girl is such a fat squirrel! i hate her!”
=fatticus squirrelicus=
a severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female…we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. squeals and will eat anything….anything.
person 1: dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
person 2: yeah u m-ss of lard with a “face” and a “name”
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