fat tax
when a large or obses person joins a gym, pays the membership fees, but never goes. this way they dont have to feel guilty about their size in any way.
john: dude, you dont fit anywhere, you seriously need to lose some weight!
fat jim: h-ll no, i pay my fat tax!
a federal tax on all states that deducts you eligible tax return every year for being obese. based on your bmi.
dude 1: “man, i may not have the beetus, but that fat tax is straight up n-z- foreal yo.”
dude 2: “yeah, roger is gonna go bankrupt!”
roger: “man, f-ck the police!”
any thing that a normal sized/skinny man gets an adavntage on voer the fat guy.
such as (in order of most fat tax to not so much)
1. women fat people dont get women while normal/skinnys do
2.jobs alot of fat people dont get jobs selling stuff
3.social gathering fat people dont get invited to partys ect..
4.social status fat people are looked down upon in sociaty
the list goes on….
matt: so did tony ever get with that chick he liked
fred: nah fat tax got him
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