fatal fitness


a community and method of practicing extreme physical fitness, often of a functional variety, which has a high focus on intensity and character development. it also tailors more towards elite military groups and not wasting time with people who need a lot of coddling. fatal fitness, sometimes abbreviated as “ffitness” or “ff” , is often confused with crossfit, or accused of being a ripoff of same, however, ffitness’s methodologies are markedly different from other functional fitness methods. (see also death certificate)
i did the fatal fitness dc today, and holy sh-t was it a ball-smoker!

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