fatbald


one who is perfectly content to work the same office job for decades with no hope or aspirations of advancement. often in their mid-40s, slightly overweight, and heavily balding. see also peon
“that guy over in accounting has been here longer than anyone else here, i don’t know how he can stand it” “yeah, he’s a total fatbald”

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