Fatccident
un-noticed at first or accidental weight gain, which leads to your fatness preventing you from doing something
“hey where’s dylan? this pool party is awesome!”
“he had a fatccident and couldn’t do up his swimming shorts so he’s not coming”
an accident that occurs from being too fat.
i injured myself trying to get out of the constrictive booths at white castle because i am too fat. i had a fatccident.
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