fatcop
facebook and twitter crisis of popularity. fatcop describes that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when the excitement of realising you have 22 notifications turns to the crushing reality that, actually its just 22 other people commenting on the same horsesh-t conversation you posted on this morning . it wouldn’t be so bad, but you cant even remember why you bothered commenting in the first place.
” i was woken up 22 times last night by my phone notifying me that i had mail”
“wow mr popular”
“no it was all fatcop”
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