fatcuntitus
an illness. the inability to stop eating and thinking about food 24/7, 365 days of the year, despite already being a fat c-nt. no known cure.
i’m totally suffering from fatc-nt-tus
that kerry catona has seasonal fatc-nt-tus, dependent upon magazine endors-m-nts.
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