fathead metal


1. metal for fat people

2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.
fathead metal isn’t for people like me and you bill cosby, it’s only for people with small p-n-ses and big elbows.

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