Father Neil


an elderly pervert dressed in tight jeans, jean jacket and cowboy boots who frequents strip clubs and shopping malls

an aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack

a useless old goat who’s only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers

an elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature -j-c-l-t–n
“look at that old goat hitting on those chicks!!”
“yep, that’s father neil”

“that dirty old man just told that stripper to p-ss on it”

“must be a father neil”

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