Father of Pearl


when you c-m in the shower, and the -j-c-l-t- forms small, pearl shaped clumps.
p1: hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?

p2: nah man, i let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead
#father #pearl #c-m #shower

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