FatherJohnism
possessing some or many of the qualities of father john (father of pruane2forever/s-xman/jawsus). this includes being an extreme alcoholic, swearing often, having a strong irish accent, and/or having a large sp-ce between the front teeth.
words/phrases people tend to use if they suffer from fatherjohnism:
“up ireland!”, “juanito calito”, “h-llooooooo”, “he was just a corrupt person!”, “so what’d i do? i hit ’em through d’other side uh d’window!”
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