Fathers Day
the most confusing day in harlem.
leroy: mommy, wheres daddy???
mother: if i knew which one was your father, i swear i would tell you…
m-ss confusion in harlem
anthony-yo’ bruva, i got all dis mail stuf. wat duz dat mean?
jamal-dam cuzin’, tiday mus be “i be ur daddy day”
the most confusing day in harlem
jamal: happy father’s day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! last year it was lamar, my princ-p-l!
a day in memory of, and celebrating fathers.often overlooked.
person1:i didn’t do anything for father’s day.
person2:don’t worry,n-body does.
depending on your race/socio-economic cl-ss, its a day in june which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn’t! so take that stupid smile off your face you fockin’ b-st-rd! yo mama’ shouldn’t have been such a b-tch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
a day made up by card companies to sell more cards in june.
boss: right card sales are low in june we need a new holiday to sell cards… we’ve already got mother’s day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make father’s day!!!
echo chamber:excellent idea sir.
the only day of the year teenage boys don’t want a gift.
‘get anything this fathers day?’
‘nope, safe for this year man.’
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