fatitude


noun., an overweight person who has a bad att-tude because of it. tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.
that fat b-tch fallory needs to lose her fat-tude.
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a condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their m-ss will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. usually a person with fat-tude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.
wow, greg sure has a bad case of fat-tude that needs to get adjusted.
(noun) rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person’s -ssumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. just because you take up more sp-ce does not ent-tle you to other people’s sp-ce.
the 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fat-tude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.
(n.) the state of being fat and not caring.
dang – that b-tch just ate a whole pizza! she got some serious fat-tude!
being angry at the world because you are overweight.

the att-tude that your problems are the world’s problems to solve because everyone has always picked on you because of your looks.
the big lady at the front of the line at the fast food place yells at the cashier because french fry refills are not free. she has a fat-itude!!
1. the disillusioned sense of ent-tlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
mike: “my obese friend said she doesn’t understand why she isn’t losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda.”

dan: “she really suffers from a bad fat-tude!”
the idea of some people that they are fat, when they are clerly not fat at all. they usually call themselves fat often and over react and get upset when you obviously jokingly call them fat. a fat-tude is most commonly present in girls ages 13 – 18.
billy: i called becky fat yesterday and she flipped out.
johnny: yeah she has a major fat-tude

tiffany: i heard mike calling himself fat repeatedly in thehallway before 6th period.
jessica: yeah, mike has been known to have a fat-tude

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