fatlad


a male who possesses all of the following attributes;
a minimum of 4 stones overweight,
cider drinker,
gambling addiction,
in love with ex,
experience of bar work,
a love of meat
original fatlad sam, original fatlad gareth, sid guy, b-tterbean, fordham

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