fatsexual
a fats-xual is one who does not have any s-xual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. generally fats-xuals are also heteros-xual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. there are some fats-xuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become h-m-s-xual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.
friend 1: i’m worried about him man he just keeps trying to f-ck anything he can that’s shaped like a bowling ball.
friend 2: i know i’m worried for my own well being i don’t think he’s gay but i’m not too skinny and i’m pretty sure by the way he’s looking at me he’s going to become a bull fats-xual soon.
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