Fatsickle
an excessive roll of fat around your midsection that resembles a series of popsickles, sticky and gross like when you leave them out too long in the summer.
the disgusting fatsickles on tyra banks make her unworthy of social yumminess.
a fatsickle is produced when a fat, bald, caucasian man sticks his black d-ck in a tray of ice to get a b-n-r and to get the sweat off his d-ck to impress his “lady-friend” of the night, then he sticks his fatsickle in her.
“i have frostbite on my fatsickle; warm it up tang'”
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