Fatsplaining
when fat people explain why they are fat to fit people.
“calorie deficits don’t work. i read a study on huffington post about metabolism, you need to do your research, let me explain the science you, it’s why i weigh 300 lbs and it has nothing to do with my lifestyle choices.”
-fatsplaining
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