Faulkneresque


a hipster way of saying that you are getting drunk off your -ss and writing. typically accompanied or brought on by pabst blue ribbon, some “good” wine, and pita chips with hummus.

the writing style is typically similar to the works of william faulkner, in that they resemble a stream of consciousness.

the person writing it will always adore whatever they wrote in this state.
last night, i was faulkneresque and wrote like ten pages about this kid who grew up in eighties.

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