faumosexual
a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux h-m-s-xual.
“i finally did it with crissy at tony’s party”
“no way dude. you are the greatest faumos-xual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off”
“i know! and when she asked if we “did” anything i told her yeah we were both drunk…oh but it was icky”
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