Faux Boner


a condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.
john sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince susan that it was a faux b-n-r she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by meg, the hot new secretary.

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