faux camping
an activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a “cabin” that is nicer than your own house. there you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the “cabin”.
boy, i sure am glad i had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. i love faux camping…not.
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