faux christmas
getting a package in the mail, (when its’ definitely not christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was glorious!, feels like faux christmas
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
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