when one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. the cause is sometimes constipation. however this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. it is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in j-pan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). the mean is 11 minutes. the standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. time does vary between species and s-x.
(whilst watching a football game)
john: brb, i gotta take a dump. -10 minutes later-
henry: dude wtf are you doing? you just missed janet jackson’s b–b!
john: d-mn i can’t sh-t!
henry: oh man, you must have a case of faux defecation
something that appears as though it would have potential but doesnt. that movie looked like it had the potential to be awesome, but it sucked and therefore its trailer displayed fauxtential.
too stupid and insignificant to exist girl: who’s that ? friend: doesn’t matter, probably a sanshrut
- Lady Lozenge
lady lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the cl-toris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy. “i was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!” “the gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate.”
- lady thief
where someone, usually a hot tan male steals females which belong to someone else. the lady thief is likely to be well rigged, humorous and attractiive. this is most likely to happen when the person whom the female belongs with originally is absent, whether it be overseas ( for example in germany ) or just […]
tony blair’s successor as george w. bush’s b-tch. bush : ok little c-nt, it’s time to invade iran! sarkozy : i have 500 000 men at your service, all ready to surrender. bush : oh boy, do i miss blair. nicolas sarkozy is the first dwarf to be elected as president of france. from hungarian […]