faux dyke
female equivalent of a “metros-xual”. a woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heteros-xual.
sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she’s a faux dyk-.
i thought she was a faux dyk- when she bought that truck, but it turns out she’s actually a lesbian.
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