faux five
when you’re about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five… you dork.
i had just gotten a new job and turned to give amy a high five to celebrate my coolness, and she quickly dodged my hand leaving me with a faux five. i then felt very un-cool.
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