faux home button
the new home b-tton on the iphone 7. it’s just an indent in the screen gl-ss. on iphones prior to version 7, the home b-tton was a physical b-tton that moved when pressed. the faux home b-tton relies on vibration to simulate a press.
apple fan: “i love my new iphone 7!”
sentimental person: “i remember when the iphone had actual b-ttons! not that faux home b-tton nonsense…”
apple fan: “you’re just jealous.”
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