faux-intellectual
a douche on a futile endeavor for originality who believes that they are the only one capable of perceiving the satire in obviously atrocious situations.
jennifer lopez: hey did that d-ck just make fun of your example for a word on urban dictionary because its so redundant?
me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual
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