faux jack
also known as: fo’jack, 4 jack, forejack.
superior diss to “jack off” stating someone is so much of a j-ck-ff, he/she is not even worthy to be a j-ck-ff; hence faux jack, the fake j-ck-ff. also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
“stroke hard faux jack”
“front to back faux jack”
“mack on kojak faux jack”
“that’s not even your dad; you’re a faux jack”
“hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?”
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