Faux Load
a seemingly real, but fake load, of c-m. usually created while receiving oral s-x when -j-c-l-t- “appears” to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. this -j-c-l-t- can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.
“i didn’t c-m on your face baby, that’s just a faux load. don’t worry!”
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