Faux News


a 24-hour neocon propaganda channel.
tonight on faux, we bash a liberal traitor for disagreeing with bush! later, o’reilly yells at the son of a 9/11 victim, but don’t worry, because he’s a democrat!!11!
a derogatory pun for fox news, the 24 hour cable network which ushered in the age of shouting head pseudo-journalism.

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faux news: we distort, you comply
an entertainment network underwritten and owned by rupert murdoch carrying nonsensical news-based programs written to appeal to the far-right of american politics without being fettered to archaic values such as journalistic integrity, honesty or objectivity.
last night, i saw a report on how the government is planning to enact laws to require all people to sell everything they have and donate the proceeds to help unemployed lazy people.

that sounds horrible! i work too hard for my money to have to help those basterds! where can i see that report?

check it out on the faux news website. just click on the bill o’really b-tton.
often mistakenly spelled, and pr-nounced, fox news, this is a faux news channel where highly paid talking heads with highly piled hair talk in sound bites about really interesting and important world events.

what really confuses people is that it is a us news network with a french name (mispelled, of course, to further confuse those of us with only a middle school education).
“i heard it on faux news so it must be true!”
a alternate name for fox news network; opinions masquerading as news.
‘you saw that on fauxnews last night, didn’t you?’

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