faux pod

your ipod, on shuffle mode and hooked up to speakers, plays a particularly embarr-ssing song.
listener, “dude, the carpenters?”
ipod owner, “my faux pod.”

“wow, i didn’t know anybody actually had ‘the christmas shoes’ on their player.”
an mp3 player, which looks like the apple brand ipod, that is of similar size and description of an ipod.

pr-nounced: fo-pod or pho-pod
“your fauxpod is really cool.”

“hey, check out my new fauxpod!”
any of a number of mp3 players that are not an i-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: i-wish
nice faux-pod, bro…
mp3 player other than an ipod
1) i have to get new batteries for my fauxpod – i can’t live without my jamiroquai!

2) derek was too cheap to get the ipod, so he opted for a fauxpod
a cheap knockoff mp3 player
my boyfriend is too cheap to get me an ipod so he got me this faux pod instead. it holds 13 songs.
a personal mp3 player (usually cheaper)that is not an apple brand ipod.
i bought this faux-pod, because the ipod touch was too expensive.
any mp3 player other than an apple ipod.
i got a 20gb fauxpod at..(insert favorite electronics store) for $19.99.