faux shizzle
n. an inauthentic attempt to appear urban. also known as “faking the funk.”
vanilla ice’s faux shizzle made mc hammer look like an o.g.
a pretend shizzle. when someone, usually a stoner, says they’ll do something they have no intention of doing.
fred: yo mikey, you said you’d help me move my couch!
mikey: nah, it was a faux shizzle.
a heavenly combination of white chocolate, cinnamon, and hazelnut, with a shot of espresso all in a wonderful cup of seattle’s best coffee at the canyon cafe and bistro at the university of arizona in the student union memorial center.
let’s go to canyon and get a faux shizzle!
a catchphrase that when imitated in person is not anywhere near as funny/cool/entertaining/acceptable as when originally done on tv or in a movie.
hey, want to go grab some lunch chet?
fo’shizzle!
uh huh. enough of the fauxshizzle jack-ss, thats so 2002.
huh?
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