fauxbating
v. pretending to m-st-rb-t- while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater
also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter
james: beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? i know i have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and i”m too tired to go and …..
beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
“oh oh oh oh oh , eh eh eh eh eh, ooohhh, ooohhhh, ooohhhh!!” (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the cl-toral region) “deedle deedle deedle deet!!”
“don’t ask me again or i shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request.”
the physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.
“did you see me faux-bating while mr. johnson was talking?”
v. pretending to m-st-rb-t- while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater; an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter; or, for letting someone know that you think they’re an idiot
jamie: beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? i know i have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and i”m too tired to go and …..
beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
“oh oh oh oh oh , eh eh eh eh eh, ooohhh, ooohhhh, ooohhhh!!” (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the cl-toral region) “deedle deedle deedle deet!!”
“don’t ask me again or i shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request.”
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