Fauxdultress
a fauxdultress is a female, usually young, who will pretend to have a boyfriend in an attempt to add mystique to her persona and to lure young men who are enticed by stealing a taken woman. her native habitat is a bar, usually a small one where the drinks are cheap and men are plenty. she will find any way to meet guys. most likely though, the fauxdultress will turn to her closest friends. a fauxdultress never fails to get some kind of being with a pulse in her bed.
look at that girl in the corner with the floral print, tight-fitting dress and black pumps staring down all the business school students with receding hairlines. she is such a fauxdultress.
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