fauxgasm
an alternate for faking it.
if you weren’t into it, you weren’t into it. don’t give me a f-cking fauxgasm.
the fake -rg-sm that women often resort to in order to (a) make their significant other feel like more of a man, or (b) speed up the process of unpleasant intercourse.
jeff was trying all this borderline-h-m- stuff last night so i launched the fauxgasm.
i wanted to catch the daily show before it went off so i had to resort to a fauxgasm.
when a person, usually a woman, fakes an -rg-sm during intercourse. often times to just end the s-xual process or make their significant other feel significant
d-mn it frank, it was just a fauxgasm you’re nothing special!
when taking care of your own “business” you experience an -rg-sm so tame it almost isn’t real. on an -rg-sm scale from 1-5 where 5 is a mind-blowing one, a fauxgasm is barely a 1.
last night i took care of business as a way to relax before falling asleep and all i got out of it was a fauxgasm.
when a woman tires of lame s-x with her lover, a fauxgasm allows her to get things over in a timely fashion as to facilitate her escape.
i was layin the lumber on my girlfriend, when she fauxgasmed, rolled off me, then split.
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