fauxgrammer
a fake computer programmer who talks a good game but is f-cking incompetent and cannot write code. any programming language will do because they don’t know sh-t in any of them.
mike: did you review kevin’s code ?
tony: yep.
mike: what is your -ssessment ?
tony: it ran for two days and finally sh-t the bed an hour ago. blue screen. methinks kevin is a fauxgrammer!
n. (fo’-gram-mir) someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in html. has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn’t understand when people call him a noob. might have modified the permissions on a file once.
yeah, mj was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a sh-tty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
#noob #newbie #fauxmos-xual #script kiddie #poser
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