Fauxking
a play on the word f-cking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say f-cking.
may also be used to describe mach f-cking, or dirty dancing.
teacher: cl-ss is it ok to fauxk your cousin?
cl-ss: wtf?!?
bill: where’s ted?
jim: i think he’s fauxking that sk-nk on the dance floor.
the act of using an electronic cigarette to imitate smoking a real one. usually used in areas where smoking is prohibited.
“hey, that guy just brought a cigarette inside! it’s that illegal?”
“nah, it’s one of those electronic cigarettes, he’s just fauxking.”
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