fauxlex
n.
a watch that is modeled after a real rolex, but worse quality and cheaper price
i just got this sweet fauxlex at walmart for only 20 bucks!
a knock off or fake of a really expensive, often fashion related, item sold for “one h-ll of a deal”. derived from the watch, rolex, being a famous ‘knocked off’ item. usually purchased from a street vendor, out of the back of a van or in another questionable transaction. and usually of poor quality.
“check out the watch i got from this guy on ebay! a rolex… for $50!”
“dude… that’s a faux-lex. the ‘5’ is upsidedown.”
Read Also:
- Fauxrrari
a fake or faux ferrari f1 racing car made using stolen data. that folex watch is as fake as a mclaren fauxrrari.
- MSN Ditcher
when you’re talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying “g2g” or “brb” or something similar i was talking to jimmy before and i asked him something, i waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. i […]
- muting
what you call it when you kill someone in a rap battle tef- yo wats hood my n-gg-? anthony – not sh-t, muting n-gg-s in the cypher you know
- Green Pumpkin
when a man doesn’t shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. a green pumpkin means having a really stinky -ss d-ck, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. women get really turned on by green pumpkinised d-cks, -are you ready nadasha? -yes […]
- made nigga
a man who’s beaten all odds to achieve success – a real hommie eg self-made millionaire tupac was a made n-gg- unlike the skinny-jeans-wearing sh-tty rappers we have today