Green Pumpkin
when a man doesn’t shower for two weeks and sweats allot, particularly in the genital area, he gets a green pumpkin. a green pumpkin means having a really stinky -ss d-ck, that smells like a nacho dead fish with garbage juice. women get really turned on by green pumpkinised d-cks,
-are you ready nadasha?
-yes baby did you follow the instructions?
-yea i didn’t shower for 3 weeks and i now have a green pumpkin.
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