fauxmance
when celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.
aaron carter is going out with brooke hogan? psh. what a fauxmance.
a fake romance usually for the benefit of the media or family and friends.
the purpose of the fauxmance is usually: to willingly provide a celebate rouse for one or both partners true s-xual orinetation until one or both are ready to come out.
it is often employed as a marketing ploy for films and major celebrity couples.
famous first hollywood fauxmance
doris day (hetro) and rock hudson ( gay)
latest speculated celebrity fauxmance
robert pattinson (hetro) and kristen stewart (unconfirmed)
fake romance. can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.
“that movie the blue lagoon was a total fauxmance flick.”
this is a relatively new shift in behaviour from z-list celebrities,
mainly borne from reality tv shows such as big brother uk.
the best examples of this behaviour can be seen in magazines such as ok and heat,
they grab the nearest and equally desperate z-lister to “fall in love” with become the new “it” couple.
as their 15 minutes of fame ticks down to the to their eventual signing on date at the dss, following the perfume failure, exercise/diet dvd, primark clothing line and appearances on game shows have dried up.
examples of fauxmance currently on the sell your soul for fame are
josie gibson and john james
when two people how are single spend time together, and act like a couple. that inculdes hand holding, kissing, pda, cuddling, and having s-x. but if anyone ask them if they are a couple they both say no.
are you and jessica a couple? you guys hang out all the time. nah we just got a fauxmance
a style of hooking up where, while everyone knows it’s just a hook up, they style of s-x is very sensual and intimate as if more romantic and intimate than just a hook up but there are nsa – no strings attached.
they hook up about every six months or so and it’s like romeo and juliet or alexander and hephestain or like one of them is going off to war the next day, they enjoy a little fauxmance but really they’re just f-ck buddies.
used to describe a relationship used to validate one’s self or others.
jack and jill had a wonderful fauxmance
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