fauxplause
the slow, sarcastic applause used to mock another person’s shortcomings.
jacob: “check it out, i can ollie this curb with my new skateboard no problem.”
chris: (clapping slowly) “bravo man, you’re better than tony hawk.”
jacob: (writhing in pain) “screw you and your fauxplause.”
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