Fauxtee
a sp-rs- goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.
girl 1: hey check out that guy – he looks pretty hot.
girl 2: nah, it’s a fauxtee. total dork, it’ll be gone monday morning.
a mustache and beard that does not connect with each other to make a complete goatee.
i can’t get my beard to connect with my mustache, so i have to settle with the fauxtee.
a shaving of the facial hair, usually of a teenage boy, meant to resemble a goatee. but usually they don’t have enough facial hair to make it noticeable anyway.
13-year-old 1: hey, you like my goatee?
13-year-old 2: dude you don’t even have enough hair to have a goatee. that’s like a fauxtee.
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