fauxvitation
an invitation given. that the inviter doesn’t really want or expect the receiver to attend. but, the invitee shows up. then awkwardness ensues.
“hey what did you do last night?”
“oh i ran into bill, who invited me to jim’s birthday party. but i think it was a fauxvitation. cuz, when i got there they both totally ignored me. i felt so uninvited.”
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