favortunistic
to use an opportunity in your favor.
it would be very favortunistic of you to use your company credit card to take your friends out to lunch.
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- fauxtoshoped
real photographs with the illusion of being photoshoped a fauxtoshoped car painted to look like its not there.
- Favre Dick
synonym for ‘little d-ck’; having a p-n-s 3 inches or shorter fully erect. d-mn man, i saw kevin’s d-ck last night and he has a case of the favre d-ck.
- fauxtophobia
cynicism brought on by the proliferation of digitally altered photographs. this causes the victim to doubt the authenticity of any impressive picture he / she sees. the nature pictures kirk’s aunt deann e-mailed to him were cool, but his fauxtophobia wouldn’t subside enough for him to truly appreciate the beauty of the toad with a […]
- premature vocalization
when a song is playing and someone starts to sing the lyrics before they start in the song person 1: “doo doo doo da doo b-m b-m, on a dark desert highway…” the eagles: “on a dark desert highway…” person 2: “hey, knock off that premature vocalization.”
- Baggy bellend
when someones p-n-s has a slack foreskin that hangs over the b-ll-nd. also could be used as an insult. “im not being funny but you’ve got a face like a baggy b-ll-nd!”