Favring Off
1. standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but crocs. this may be followed up by sending an mms to a young female intern.
2. standing around naked in crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
1. angelo was favring off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to shawn, the hot new intern. shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported angelo to hr. angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.
2. gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband tim in the middle of the room favring off. gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, “well, honey, i was trying to decide whether or not to m-st-rb-t- but now that you’re home, it looks like i won’t have to.” gina replied, “uh, yea you do. i’m going to go watch colbert.”
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