Fayetteville, wv
home of the new river gorge bridge. also, the home of the river rats, bungi jumpers, and base jumper. fayetteville was also voted coolest small town.
person #1: hey, do you know where i can go to see the dirtiest and most sk-nk -ss people that just spend all there lives by the river and never bath?
person #2: sure just go to fayetteville, wv. if the smell of the river rat infestation does not kill you then you can always jump off the bridge and hey you might be lucky enough to land on a river rat and take it out.
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