female best friend- the best friend of yours that is a female.
kyle why don’t you hang out with us anymore?
well, it’s because beth is my fbf fam, you gotta understand.
flash back friday.
typically used on a social media site, as a hashtag.
foul bachelor frog. an advice dog spin-off. one of the only good ones, since almost all /b/tards can relate.
oh wow, another fbf thread. haven’t seen one of these in f-cking 10 minutes.
foul bachelor frog, sometimes refereed to as “facebook frog”.
the fbf is a well know “meme” on 4chans /b/ random board, it is a picture of a bullfrogs head with a green pattern background, people add text on a website called meme generator that is agreeable and adheres to “foul bachelor behavior”. this is one of the most popular memes on the /b/ board as many people who frequent /b/ can relate to it.
the text that people put on the picture is usually in a simple “event” – “reaction” context (see examples)
the text, when done properly usually contains a common, normally undesirable character trait being expressed, such as wearing dirty clothing, “fapping” (masturbating) into a sock, wearing a fapped into sock, microwaving a harddrive out of paranoia, not caring about surroundings, being disoriented about what time it is after an unexpected nap, etc. etc.
(top) see picture of rotting d-ck on /b/
(bottom) fap 2 minutes later
(top) clothing worn once on the floor
(top) wake up, see 2:00 on the clock
(bottom) look out window to see if am or pm
you get the gist of it. fbf.
“dude, i’ve been fbfing with this girl for the past couple of days, finally meeting up with her today.”
“yeah bro, facebook flirting”
“dude, i fbf with shmits all day!”
f-ck buddies forever
bob and shirley are fbf
i’m not even fbfs with nate.
female b-n-r fridays – the equivalent of man crush mondays (mcm) only better because women are way s-xier than dudes
kate upton is a shoe-in for weekly fbf postings.
- sagular beefurs
saggy t-ts she has sagular beefurs
- grandma's dark secret
whats your grandma’s dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a p-rno with a black guys house d-ck? and by the way i don’t want to know. “whats grandma’s dark secret? “jimmy. “you don’t wanna know.” grandpa.
- banana in a microwave
when a guy puts his d-ck into a extremely hot and wet p-ssy samuel put his banana in a microwave and busted with thirty seconds
a phrase you use when you win 8 ball, or are really happy with friends (wins 8 ball) shabokla! omg i so happy i can’t even speak! shabokla!
when you are on the toilet snap chatting away haley- sends selina a snap from the toilet- selina- “eww can you not ! why are you snapp–ping me”