fdotus


the first dog of the united states
jonah: “flotus is currently procuring a canine for herself. the first dog — or fdotus — has been planned for weeks. we simply cannot allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow fdotus.”

mike: “you can’t just make up acronyms, jonah.”

jonah: “somebody has to, mike!”

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