fear the spear


the s-xiest of all men alive. if you are within 50 feet of fear the spear you will be burned alive. looking at him without sungl-sses will result in permanent blindness. the last person to have s-x with him died because his p-n-s was 17.5 inches.
brianna: “oh my god! that’s fear the spear! look at how hot he is!!!”
anthony: “brianna no! you can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! and don’t get that close to him either!”
brianna: “but look at that bulge…”
anthony: “brianna noo!!!!!”

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